Hello All,

First time in 23 years Micronet's been called a "right-wing echo chamber". I guess if you get your news from the mainstream media, I could see how critical thinking would be a shock to the system.

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[This is a real news story...]

From: https://tinyurl.com/2rb2eatb (dailycaller.com)

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Man Gets Indecent Exposure Charge For Taking Gas Station's Name Too Literally

Alexander Pease Contributor
November 17, 2023 5:37 PM ET

An Iowa man was arrested Thursday for masturbating at an Iowa City Kum &
Go gas station.

The incident occurred a little after midnight in mid-March, though the
suspect, 54-year-old Kenneth Kelly, was only recently arrested, according
to 1630 KCJJ. At the time of the incident, Kelly made sexual comments to
multiple customers at the Kum & Go convenience store in addition to
pleasuring himself in front of them, the outlet reported.

Video surveillance footage from the store reportedly captured Kelly
engaging in onanism.

A local police officer then "canvassed the area" with images of Kelly,
prompting multiple people at nearby businesses and residences to identify
the masturbator, KCJJ reported. Witnesses from the March incident also
picked Kelly out of a photo lineup, the outlet noted, enabling police to
obtain a search warrant.

As soon as the officer approached and accosted Kelly at his apartment, the
man confirmed that he owned clothes resembling those seen in the
surveillance video but did not admit to pleasuring himself in the Kum &
Go, per KCJJ.

Officers then placed Kelly under arrest, at which point he claimed that he
had been itching his genitals, not spanking the proverbial monkey,
according to the outlet.

Kelly has been charged with indecent exposure and could serve up to a year
in jail if convicted, the outlet reported.

Kum & Go was founded in 1959 and operates over 390 locations across 13
states, according to the company website.
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On 19 Nov 23 12:51:45, Digimaus said the following to All:

Man Gets Indecent Exposure Charge For Taking Gas Station's Name Too Literal

Bahahahaha!! Priceless!

Nick

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Bahahahaha!! Priceless!

Some stuff you can't make up.

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Re: LOL
By: Digimaus to All on Sun Nov 19 2023 12:51 pm

[This is a real news story...]

From: https://tinyurl.com/2rb2eatb (dailycaller.com)

In my view, the station commanded this guy to do it, and he just obligued.

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Hello Arelor,

Thursday November 23 2023 13:47, you wrote to Digimaus:

In my view, the station commanded this guy to do it, and he just
obligued.

Either way, he was being a real jerkoff...

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"I'm somewhat of a mature adult myself." XD

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Hi everyone,

As a Christian, I found this parody hedline and story to be funny: https://tinyurl.com/356wps33

You might find it funny too.

-- Sean



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Re: LOL
By: Sean Dennis to All on Thu Jul 17 2025 02:02 pm

Hi everyone,

As a Christian, I found this parody hedline and story to be funny: https://tinyurl.com/356wps33

You might find it funny too.

Imagine being Christ and dying for the burrito man, Omar the shoplifter, John the mass serial killer, Amy the tax collector, and the infinite myriad of vermin not even their mothers love. I bet you would reconsider your life's choices.


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Sean Dennis wrote to All <=-

Hi everyone,

As a Christian, I found this parody hedline and story to be funny: https://tinyurl.com/356wps33

You might find it funny too.

Yep :-) I get the emails too, and read the headlines
even if I don't always read the stories... :-)


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Arelor wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

Re: LOL
By: Sean Dennis to All on Thu Jul 17 2025 02:02 pm

Hi everyone,

As a Christian, I found this parody hedline and story to be funny: https://tinyurl.com/356wps33

You might find it funny too.

Imagine being Christ and dying for the burrito man, Omar the
shoplifter, John the mass serial killer, Amy the tax collector, and the infinite myriad of vermin not even their mothers love. I bet you would reconsider your life's choices.

Shows the difference between us and God...



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Jimmy Anderson wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

Yep :-) I get the emails too, and read the headlines
even if I don't always read the stories... :-)

I think with the BB, their headlines are the best parts of their
stories!

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Digimaus wrote to Jimmy Anderson <=-

Jimmy Anderson wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

Yep :-) I get the emails too, and read the headlines
even if I don't always read the stories... :-)

I think with the BB, their headlines are the best parts of their
stories!

Agreed. :-) There are times I will read the entire article,
but usually enough fun with the headlines. :-)



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