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Johnson & Johnson Introduces New 3-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner, Vaccine
April 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - Johnson & Johnson has introduced a new 3-in-1
product that contains shampoo, conditioner, and the Johnson & Johnson
vaccine.

"Now, you can clean, condition, and vaccinate, all with one handly
bottle," said a Johnson & Johnson representative. "Our product has all
the vitamins and minerals you need for a healthy head of hair and a
100% safe and effective vaccine against COVID-19."

"Plus, it has no more tears!" The Johnson's-branded 3-in-1 shampoo is
safe for infants through adults, so your whole house can be clean,
tangle-free, and safe from COVID. Protection may not last forever,
though, so Johnson & Johnson recommends buying multiple cases of their
product and using it several times a day, and then ordering more when
you run out, just to be on the safe side.

"Yeah, you're gonna have to buy a lot of this stuff we make," said the
rep. "It's, uh, for science."

If you buy now, for a limited time, the shampoo will include 30% more
tracking microchips, a representative confirmed at publishing time.
... A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
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