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    From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Mon Jan 5 10:45:07 2026
    Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist
    friars.

    -- digi

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to digimaus on Mon Jan 5 19:23:20 2026
    Re: "Advice"
    By: digimaus to All on Mon Jan 05 2026 10:45:07

    Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

    That was pretty weed.
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  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to Mortar M. on Tue Jan 6 22:57:59 2026
    Hello Mortar,

    05 Jan 26 19:23, you wrote to digimaus:

    That was pretty weed.

    I have a script that pulls down "dad jokes" off of the Internet.

    Saves me the effort of being punny all the time...

    -- Sean

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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to Sean Dennis on Wed Jan 7 17:16:25 2026
    Sean,

    I have a script that pulls down "dad jokes" off of the
    Internet.

    Saves me the effort of being punny all the time...

    I get a bunch of them from the Picard Puns Facebook group, which I
    share to my group "The Pun In Life Net". I also get several from the "Louisiana Girls" Facebook page.

    In late April or early May each year, they have "The World Championship Pun-Off" in the park area near the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas. The
    humor is drier than the Sahara desert.

    Daryl

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to Daryl Stout on Fri Jan 9 15:22:13 2026
    Re: Re: "Advice"
    By: Daryl Stout to Sean Dennis on Wed Jan 07 2026 17:16:25

    In late April or early May each year, they have "The World Championship Pun-Off" in the park area near the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas. The humor is drier than the Sahara desert.

    Those are fun. I entered one at a sxi-fi con I use to attend. Out of about 10 entrants, I ended up in third place. I was tripped up be the subject of Lord of the Rings; onlt saw the movies, so lots of stuff I didn't know.
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