Old humor
From
Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to
All on Wed Dec 17 19:15:38 2025
Hello All,
I logged into my new computer setup and fortune gave me this wheezer:
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Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents:
THE TATERNATOR: Cyborg spud returns from the future to present-day McDonald's restaurant to kill the potatoess (girl 'tater) who will give birth to the world's largest french fry (The Dark Powers of Burger King are clearly behind this). Most quotable line: "Ah'll be baked..."
A FISTFUL OF FRIES: Western in which our hero, The Spud with No Name, rides into a town that's deprived of carbohydrates thanks to the evil takeover of the low-cal Scallopinni Brothers. Plenty of smokeouts, fry-em-ups, and general butter-melting by all.
FOR A FEW FRIES MORE: Takes up where AFOF left off! Cameo by Walter Cronkite, as every man's common 'tater!
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Am I showing my age because that made me laugh?
-- Sean
... "All truths begin as blasphemies." - George B. Shaw
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* Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1)