• Hmm

    From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Mon Oct 27 22:08:41 2025
    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

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  • From Mike Powell@618:250/1 to digimaus on Tue Oct 28 08:17:26 2025
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Mon Oct 27 2025 22:08:41

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

    Ba-dum-tshe. :D
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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Wed Oct 29 03:22:20 2025
    Sean,

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
    There was nothing left but de Brie.

    Just don't be like the knife at the silverware party, whose job
    is to constantly cut cheese. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to digimaus on Thu Oct 30 15:01:13 2025
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Mon Oct 27 2025 22:08:41

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

    Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Mortar M. on Thu Oct 30 20:32:53 2025
    Mortar M. wrote to digimaus:

    Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.

    As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to digimaus on Fri Oct 31 21:25:34 2025
    digimaus wrote to All <=-

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There
    was nothing left but de Brie.

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    Love it. :-) Love me a good pun!


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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Fri Oct 31 03:37:26 2025
    Sean,

    Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.

    As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."

    I liked the sound effect after he said that. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Fri Oct 31 21:23:27 2025
    Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

    A: A metro-gnome.

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  • From Mike Powell@618:250/1 to digimaus on Tue Nov 4 08:19:20 2025
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Fri Oct 31 2025 21:23:27

    Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

    A: A metro-gnome.

    That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)

    Mike/s
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Mike Powell on Tue Nov 4 14:01:12 2025
    Mike Powell wrote to digimaus <=-

    That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)

    "Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock

    -- Sean

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Wed Nov 5 22:56:08 2025
    Q: What do you call a careful wolf?

    A: Aware wolf.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Nov 8 20:03:55 2025
    Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

    A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Wed Nov 12 12:56:10 2025
    Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

    A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Wed Nov 12 17:47:51 2025
    Sean,

    Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

    A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

    The most valued dog camps out by the bathroom, and faithfully
    brings in the toilet paper...the Lavatory Retriever. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Thu Dec 18 17:12:14 2025

    Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
    A: A little on the dark side.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Dec 20 23:48:20 2025

    Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
    A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

    -- digi




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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Mon Dec 22 12:41:36 2025
    Hello All,

    Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
    A: They use honey combs!

    -- digi

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  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to All on Tue Dec 30 17:59:42 2025
    Hello All,

    Then there was the scoutmaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
    Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
    when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
    to the "W" on the dial.

    Moral:
    He who has a Tates is lost!

    -- Sean

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Jul 25 22:42:27 2026
    Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
    A: High definition.

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  • From Ray Quinn@618:300/18 to All on Mon Jul 27 15:09:51 2026
    Sure has been a lot of good "dad" jokes here and a few good taglines, too.

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  • From Warpslide@618:400/23 to Ray Quinn on Tue Jul 28 20:11:32 2026
    On 27 Jul 2026, Ray Quinn said the following...

    Sure has been a lot of good "dad" jokes here and a few good taglines,
    too.

    What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Warpslide on Tue Jul 28 21:14:35 2026
    What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows

    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    Before crowbars were invented, crows had to drink at home.

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to digimaus on Thu Jul 30 09:50:57 2026
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to Warpslide on Tue Jul 28 2026 21:14:35

    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    ?
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  • From toz@618:400/13 to Mortar M. on Thu Jul 30 16:15:24 2026
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to Warpslide on Tue Jul 28 2026 21:14:35

    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    ?

    A group of crows is called a Murder (of crows).

    -toz

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Mortar M. on Thu Jul 30 15:32:54 2026
    Mortar M. wrote to digimaus <=-


    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    ?

    A group of crows is called a murder of crows.

    Why? I looked it up online and found this:

    "A group of crows is called a "murder" due to its historical association with death, as they are scavengers often found on battlefields and near cemeteries. This poetic and dramatic name likely originated in the 15th century and was part of a tradition of giving animals colorful and fanciful collective nouns. The name may also reflect folklore suggesting crows gather to judge and kill a weaker member of the flock.

    Crows are scavengers that historically would appear on battlefields and near carrion, which led to a belief that they portended death or disaster.

    Folk tales and superstitions contributed to the name. One such story is that crows would hold a "parliament" to decide the fate of another crow.

    The term "murder" is part of a tradition of giving fanciful names to groups of animals, which was particularly popular during the medieval and early modern periods.

    The term resonates due to its gothic and dramatic feel, which also aligns with the imagery in some literature, such as the works of Edgar Allan Poe."

    Source: https://shorturl.at/UPNW8 (reddit.com)

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  • From Warpslide@618:400/23 to digimaus on Fri Jul 31 07:19:44 2026
    On 30 Jul 2026, digimaus said the following...

    ?

    A group of crows is called a murder of crows.

    Here's a non-exaustive list of animal group names:

    Alligators: congregation
    Ants: colony
    Baboons: troop
    Butterflies: kaleidoscope, flutter
    Camels: caravan
    Cats: clowder
    Caterpillars: army
    Cobras: quiver
    Crows: murder
    Dogs: pack
    Donkeys: drove
    Eagles: convocation, soar
    Elephants: parade, herd
    Emus: mob
    Ferrets: business
    Fish: school
    Flamingos: flamboyance, stand
    Foxes: skulk, leash
    Geese: gaggle, flock
    Giraffes: tower
    Gnats: cloud, horde
    Goldfinches: charm
    Hawks: cast, kettle
    Hippopotamuses: bloat, thunder
    Horses: team, herd
    Hummingbirds: charm
    Hyenas: cackle
    Kangaroos: mob
    Lemurs: conspiracy
    Mice: mischief
    Opossum: passel
    Otters: romp, raft
    Owls: parliament
    Peacocks: ostentation
    Penguins: colony
    Porcupines: prickle
    Raccoons: gaze
    Rattlesnakes: den, pit
    Ravens: unkindness, conspiracy
    Skunks: stench
    Sloths: bed
    Squirrels: scurry
    Stingrays: fever
    Swans: bevy
    Tigers: ambush, streak
    Zebras: dazzle, zeal


    Jay

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to Warpslide on Sat Aug 1 10:56:49 2026
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: Warpslide to digimaus on Fri Jul 31 2026 07:19:44

    Ferrets: business
    Skunks: stench

    My favorites.

    And if someone says they're "bringing the thunder", ask theem where they got the rhinos.
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  • From Shurato@618:300/50 to digimaus on Sun Jul 26 13:24:00 2026

    Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
    A: High definition.

    Q: What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?
    A: HDMI!

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  • From Shurato@618:300/50 to Mortar M. on Thu Jul 30 21:09:00 2026

    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to Warpslide on Tue Jul 28 2026 21:14:35

    Why did the two crows go to jail? Attempted murder.

    ?

    You really don't know that a group of crows is called a murder? Thus, two is attempted murder because it's not enough of them...

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  • From Mike Powell@618:250/10 to Shurato on Wed Aug 5 14:51:32 2026

    Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
    A: High definition.

    Q: What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?
    A: HDMI!


    LOL I had to say that one out loud to get it. :D

    Mike

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to Shurato on Wed Aug 5 11:02:07 2026
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: Shurato to Mortar M. on Thu Jul 30 2026 21:09:00

    You really don't know that a group of crows is called a murder?

    I live in the burbs, so it doesn't come up much.
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Shurato on Wed Aug 5 19:49:39 2026
    Shurato wrote to digimaus <=-

    Q: What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?
    A: HDMI!

    Hah! I'll remember that one.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Wed Aug 5 19:51:16 2026
    I couldn't figure out how to use the seatbelt... then it just clicked.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sun Aug 30 16:46:43 2026
    Have you ever watched preserves being made? It's jarring.

    -- digi


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  • From Shurato@618:300/50 to digimaus on Wed Aug 5 21:30:00 2026

    I couldn't figure out how to use the seatbelt... then it just clicked.

    Me likey!

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  • From Shurato@618:300/50 to digimaus on Sun Aug 30 17:46:00 2026

    Have you ever watched preserves being made? It's jarring.

    Even Uncanny.

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to digimaus on Mon Aug 31 11:01:31 2026
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Sun Aug 30 2026 16:46:43

    Have you ever watched preserves being made? It's jarring.

    Not my jam.
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