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Hmm
From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Mon Oct 27 22:08:41 2025
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
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From
Mike Powell@618:250/1 to
digimaus on Tue Oct 28 08:17:26 2025
Re: Hmm
By: digimaus to All on Mon Oct 27 2025 22:08:41
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Ba-dum-tshe. :D
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From
Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to
digimaus on Wed Oct 29 03:22:20 2025
Sean,
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Just don't be like the knife at the silverware party, whose job
is to constantly cut cheese. <G>
Daryl
... Right turn, Clyde!!
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From
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digimaus on Thu Oct 30 15:01:13 2025
Re: Hmm
By: digimaus to All on Mon Oct 27 2025 22:08:41
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.
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From
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Mortar M. on Thu Oct 30 20:32:53 2025
Mortar M. wrote to digimaus:
Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.
As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."
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From
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digimaus on Fri Oct 31 21:25:34 2025
digimaus wrote to All <=-
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There
was nothing left but de Brie.
-- <8D~
Love it. :-) Love me a good pun!
... He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
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From
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digimaus on Fri Oct 31 03:37:26 2025
Sean,
Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.
As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."
I liked the sound effect after he said that. <G>
Daryl
... Musquirt: Yellow water that leaves the mustard bottle first.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Fri Oct 31 21:23:27 2025
Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?
A: A metro-gnome.
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From
Mike Powell@618:250/1 to
digimaus on Tue Nov 4 08:19:20 2025
Re: Hmm
By: digimaus to All on Fri Oct 31 2025 21:23:27
Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?
A: A metro-gnome.
That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)
Mike/s
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
Mike Powell on Tue Nov 4 14:01:12 2025
Mike Powell wrote to digimaus <=-
That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)
"Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock
-- Sean
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Wed Nov 5 22:56:08 2025
Q: What do you call a careful wolf?
A: Aware wolf.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Sat Nov 8 20:03:55 2025
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Wed Nov 12 12:56:10 2025
Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'
A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!
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From
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digimaus on Wed Nov 12 17:47:51 2025
Sean,
Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'
A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!
The most valued dog camps out by the bathroom, and faithfully
brings in the toilet paper...the Lavatory Retriever. <G>
Daryl
... The first honeymoon is Niagra -- the second honeymoon is Viagra.
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From
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All on Thu Dec 18 17:12:14 2025
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: A little on the dark side.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Sat Dec 20 23:48:20 2025
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
-- digi
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Mon Dec 22 12:41:36 2025
Hello All,
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use honey combs!
-- digi
... Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
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From
Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to
All on Tue Dec 30 17:59:42 2025
Hello All,
Then there was the scoutmaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
to the "W" on the dial.
Moral:
He who has a Tates is lost!
-- Sean
... Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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