A guy finishes his 9 to 5, but, instead of going straight home, stops in at a local bar for a drink. He gets his beer, turns around to sit down,
and finds himself face to face with a ravishing blonde. The two strike up a conversation, and really hit it off. After a couple drinks they leave the bar go back to her pad, to peruse her etchings. Which doesn't take long -- by seven they were happily engaged in intimate scratching.
'Round about midnight the guy rolled over in bed and spotted the clock:
"Midnight! Already! I gotta get home! Honey, you have any baby powder?"
He jumps out of bed and starts pulling his pants on, trying to find his shoes.
"Baby powder?" she asks. But she comes back from the bathroom and hands him the powder. He frantically shakes it all over his hands, kisses her goodbye, and runs out the front door.
He gets home, and sure enough, there's his wife, waiting in the doorway.
"Okay," she mutters, "let's have it."
"Well," he says sheepishly, looking down at his feet. "Okay. I went to a bar after work and met a gorgeous blonde and we really hit it off. We
had a few drinks and went back to her place, and well, see..."
"Oh yeah?" she says, "let me see your hands... Don't you lie to me! You've been bowling again!"

-- Sean

--- GoldED+/BSD 1.1.5-b20220504
* Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1)