• 3 Sisters

    From Sean Rima@618:500/14 to All on Wed Apr 6 17:04:32 2022
    Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other
    sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the tub?"

    The 94 year old yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see". She
    starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

    The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to
    her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of
    you as soon as I see who is at the door."

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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to Sean Rima on Wed Apr 6 18:08:40 2022
    Re: 3 Sisters
    By: Sean Rima to All on Wed Apr 06 2022 05:04 pm

    Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96 year o draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the tub?"

    The 94 year old yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see". She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

    The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who is at the door."

    I am going to burn in hell for laugthing at that joke.

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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to Sean Rima on Wed Apr 6 18:30:00 2022
    Sean,

    The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening
    to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who is at the door."

    I wonder if they were gray blondes?? <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Ray Quinn@618:300/18.23 to Sean Rima on Sat Apr 9 10:32:25 2022

    Hello Sean!

    06 Apr 22 17:04, you wrote to all:

    Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96
    year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to
    the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the tub?"

    The 94 year old yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see".
    She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or
    down?"

    The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea
    listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope
    I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll
    come up and help both of you as soon as I see who is at the door."

    I needed a good laugh. Although the ages was about what the temperatures have been the past few days.

    73 de W6RAY Ray Quinn
    Visalia, CA DM06II
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