1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food a
companionship. She goes Tuesdays,
I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Dallas, and mine is in Austin.
3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't
been in a long time". So I
suggested the kitchen.
4. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. She sai
"There are so many gadgets, and
no place to sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair.
5. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there is water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was.
She told me, "in the lake."
6. My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
7. My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in."
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage, good food a companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Dallas, and mine is
in Austin.
3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time". So I suggested the
kitchen.
4. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric
bread maker. She sai "There are so many gadgets, and no place to
sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair.
5. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there is
water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me,
"in the lake."
6. My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the
mud fell off.
7. My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for
the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in."
Man, your skepticism regarding marriage and sharing your life with a female completely beats mine. My hat off for you.
TheCivvie wrote to Arelor <=-
married and divorced twice. Almost bit the bullet again, but had a
lucky escape :) Last divorce, I did myself and it
cost me a 100th of what a lawyer would cost me :)
married and divorced twice. Almost bit the bullet again, but had
a lucky escape :) Last divorce, I did myself and it cost me a
100th of what a lawyer would cost me :)
Been married and divorced twice though I am good friends with both of
my ex-wives.
I doubt I will marry again unless I find a sugar momma. <G> (I may be crazy but I'm not stupid!)
digimaus wrote to TheCivvie <=-
Been married and divorced twice though I am good friends with both of
my ex-wives.
I doubt I will marry again unless I find a sugar momma. <G> (I may be crazy but I'm not stupid!)
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digimaus wrote to TheCivvie <=-
Been married and divorced twice though I am good friends with both of my ex-wives.
Married twice, divorced once.
I doubt I will marry again unless I find a sugar momma. <G> (I may be crazy but I'm not stupid!)
When Andrea throw's me out I'll never marry again. Not even for a sugar momma. ;)
Jas Hud wrote to Tiny <=-
dodged the bullet twice.
first time diamond ring down the sewer.
2nd time down the toilet.
still paying on pookie's ring.
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Jas Hud wrote to Tiny <=-
dodged the bullet twice.
first time diamond ring down the sewer.
2nd time down the toilet.
Good god you pick some women with a temper!
still paying on pookie's ring.
That must suck.
Jas Hud wrote to Tiny <=-
Good god you pick some women with a temper!
that was me doing it!
well that's not entirely fair. i tacked a 5k loan onto the previous
loan so i could move and get all the stuff i needed and party a bit. i dont regret it.
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