I'm suspended from Facebook!
Really!?
What did you say to get suspended? Something about free abotions at the DNC?
Good question! I'm not sure what I did wrong, but I most definitely "violated the community standards."
They asked me to "Upload a verification selfie." I'm being totally serious, and I know that sounds ridiculous. So I uploaded a photo of myself (not a selfie but a photo that someone else took of me) and they said "You were asked to upload a selfie and you have not complied and now your account is permanently suspended."
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