Hello Aaron,
We forgot to discuss this big political issue:
Barack Obama is gay.
You've got it all wrong. Michelle broke the news late in
Barack's second term, telling the world the two of them were
never able to conceive a child of their own. Yes, you heard
that right. Michelle confessed it all. Live, on camera, for
all to see and hear.
So how did their two beautiful daughters come to be?
Artificial insemination.
Not at the same time, as Barack and Michelle wanted to spread
things out a bit, rather than having a set of twins.
The only thing Michelle forgot to tell us was who was the lucky
guy? I mean, who donated the sperm that got her preggers? Was it
the same guy? If Barack was not able to do it, and oh I'd best
not say anything more ...
Eye witness Lary Sinclair not only had sex with Obama, but also smoked crack
with the Democrat.
You do not understand how these things work. I'm a musician.
As a musician, I have been invited to some of these events, and
to be honest these events can be lots of fun. Depending on who
shows up. For example, the club I used to frequent in Gentilly
(a suburb of New Orleans) was a favorite of a musician formerly
known as Prince. These events were never advertised, but were
known as "orgies" - even though what happens at orgies is a
mystery that can never be fully explained.
So, claiming one had sex with Obama is almost as bad as
saying the cow jumped over the moon. Except that Prince was
loved by all, and nobody knew if he was coming or going.
It's too bad I did not get to meet with Prince more often.
He returned to Minnesota, and a few months later his entire
body went purple. How many songs went unrecorded can never
be known, but he did leave a legacy of followers - in places
never imagined.
I can't count how many people I smoked crack with, because I don't smoke crack. But if I did smoke crack, and if I smoked some with Obama, I'd want to tell people about it.
There are several biographies of Obama, some of which include
his college years. How accurate those biographies are one can
only guess.
The big story here is this: The party that pretends to be the protector of homosexual Americans, they have this token black guy named Obama, and Obama
is so ashamed of being gay that he won't admit it. He even has a wife and 2
(presumably) adopted kids to cover it up.
Pete Buttigieg tried to cover up his sexual orientation. Until
it became known to him that a newspaper had the details and was
going to out him. In which case he decided to beat the newspaper
to the punch, going public himself with the news.
This was after he had been elected mayor, well into his term.
Of course, after he admitted the obvious, he then got married
to his current husband, and the two of them have lived happily
and hopefully forever.
Barack is a Christian, as well as Michelle. Both of them found
each other, fell in love, and tried to make babies. But somehow
found themselves unable to do so, and had to resort to in vitro
fertilisation. Which is how they managed to have two daughters.
AFAIK, Barack is male and has all his body parts. and Michelle
is femail and has all her body parts. For whatever reason, sperm
and egg did not cooperate to produce baby. So they needed to find
an alternate solution. I am presuming Barack donated the sperm.
And that Michelle had the egg (one for each baby).
Now it could be that Barack was infertile. Or Michelle was
infertile. Or both Barack and Michelle were infertile.
But I do not want to be on Barack's bad side. And damn well
certain I do not want to be on Michelle's bad side. I mean, hell
hath no fury like a woman scorned. And believe me when I tell
you, that is something nobody on this planet would want to face.
Barack did what any sane guy would do. He gave the woman what
she wanted. And when she told him one was not enough? He gave
her a second one. As if he had a choice.
What's wrong with being gay? We have gay Republicans.
Log Cabin Repubiicans. Banned in the state of Texas.
The GOP doesn't discriminate based on sexual orientation.
J. Edgar Hoover was gay. Even Richard Nixon was a fan.
As were many other presidents. But only Nixon was a cross
dresser. But how does anybody know for sure what the
sexual orientation of a president is/was? Buchanan was
rumored to have been gay. And probably was, as he was
single, and did not seem to have any real interest in
females. And Lincoln was also probably gay, given he
had at least four private audiences with John Wilkes
Booth, who taught him/her how to act and dress, along
with how to dress and apply makeup.
Lincoln's brother was stillborn, so it was all an act
of pretend for her, and why she adored men such as Booth.
Her "wife" - Mary Todd - went nuts after the events of
the war and had to be put away in a home for the mentally
ill.
The nickname of "Babe" annoyed her, and she told others
to call her either Abraham Lincoln or Mr. Lincoln, but never
"Babe" (or Abe as some historians claim).
If you look at old pictures of Lincoln you will notice
the fake beard, and very real adam's apple. Ask yourself
how many real women (not trans) have a real adam's apple.
Then get back to me.
Gay people are no different from straight people, except for their sex life.
Karma Chameleon.
Would the Democrats be viewed as "weak" if word got around that their token
black guy is gay?
Tom Terrific makes great sneakers!
For Life,
Lee
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