Some quotes from Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey

apparently Mitre 10 is a New Zealand hardware store.

We tried various positions √ round the back, on the side, up against a wall. But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
⌠I╞m yours for the night,÷ she gasped, ⌠You can do whatever you want with me.÷ So I took her to MITRE 10 ---------------------------------------------------------------------She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure.
Now for the other boot. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Ever since she read THAT book, I╞ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
⌠Put on this rubber suit and mask,÷ I instructed, calmly.
⌠Mmmm, kinky!÷ she purred.
⌠Yes,÷ I said, ⌠You can╞t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.÷
---------------------------------------------------------------------
⌠I╞m a very naughty girl,÷ she said, biting her lip. ⌠I need to be punished.÷ So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
⌠Harder!÷ she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. ⌠Harder!÷
⌠Okay,÷ I said. ⌠What╞s the gross national product of Nicaragua?÷ ---------------------------------------------------------------------I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
---------------------------------------------------------------------⌠Are you sure you can take the pain?÷ she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
⌠I think so,÷ I gulped.
⌠Here we go, then,÷ she said, and showed me the receipt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
⌠Hurt me!÷ she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
⌠Very well,÷ I replied. ⌠You╞ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.÷ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
⌠Are you sure you want this?÷ I asked. ⌠When I╞m done, you won╞t be able to sit down for weeks.÷
She nodded.
⌠Okay,÷ I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
⌠Punish me!÷ she cried. ⌠Make me suffer like only a real man can!÷
⌠Very well,÷ I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6
* Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)