Some chatting is okay (bvi, if you've followed Daryl & me at all) but
each post/reply MUYST have funny content.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them
falls to the ground. He doesnÆt seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ôMy friend is dead! What can I do?ö The operator, in a soothing voice, says: ôJust
take it easy. I can help. First, letÆs make sure heÆs dead.ö There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guyÆs voice comes back on the line.
He says: ôOK, now what?ö
I'm finally back in here, after a hub change. I had forgotten to change the main AKA, so Internet Rex got constipated, and I had to give it an enema. More than likely, my head was so far up my butt that I could see
my throat...and what's why my eyes are so brown. <G>
haveA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnÆt seem to be breathing and his eyes
arolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ôMy friend is dead! What can I do?ö The operator, in a soothing voice, says: ôJust take it easy. I can help. First, letÆs make sure heÆs dead.ö There is
line.silence, then a shot is heard. The guyÆs voice comes back on the
He says: ôOK, now what?ö
They got their hunting license from a Cracker Jack box.
Glad to see you again! Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome(RCIS) is
nothing to joke about -- look how many politicians suffer from it
daily. . .
Remember Cracker Jacks? I'm guessing they're illegal now, like Kinder Eggs. :P
Parenting isn't a game -- it's a very serious responsibility &
obligation.
Now the only thing left of Cracker Jacks is that idiom. . .
Although, I have seen ancient(age unknown) boxes in one of my local
dollar stores; I'm afraid to buy one & try it. . .
Remember Cracker Jacks? I'm guessing they're illegal now, like Kinder Eggs. :P
Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack
box) A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Glad to see you again! Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome(RCIS) is nothing to joke about -- look how many politicians suffer from it daily. . .
Exactly. Never mind the song "Don't It Make My Brown eyes Blue??". <G> But, it's always the small things that cause us the most grief. Oooo...
I just had a very dirty thought...that goes in line with the other message
I just posted a bit ago. <G>
Remember Cracker Jacks? I'm guessing they're illegal now, like Kinder Eggs. :P
This cancel culture has gotten ridiculous. What's next?? Prohibiting belching and farting in public??
HELLO??!!Parenting isn't a game -- it's a very serious responsibility & obligation.
Exactly. So many seem to think pregnancy is a side effect from having sexual intercourse. What do you think the act was designed for??!!
Although, I have seen ancient(age unknown) boxes in one of my local dollar stores; I'm afraid to buy one & try it. . .
The caramel would give my dentures fits.
You can actually still find them in some grocery stores. Fresh, too. Ilove
Cracker Jacks.
Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box) A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Heh. Had to use that dad joke in my family chat. That's a good one.
Are you the dad, or you're paying homage to yours?
Dad Jokes are the greatest part of being a dad. . um, oh yeah, the kids, too, sure. . . *LOL*
I am the dad and grandad although I like to think I can keep up with my father's jokes.
... Acid absorbs 10 times its weight in excess reality.
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Exactly. Never mind the song "Don't It Make My Brown eyes Blue??". <G> But, it's always the small things that cause us the most grief. Oooo...
I just had a very dirty thought...that goes in line with the other message
I just posted a bit ago. <G>
Or it makes your blue eyes brown?
Exactly. Never mind the song "Don't It Make My Brown eyes Blue??". <G> But, it's always the small things that cause us the most grief. Oooo...
I just had a very dirty thought...that goes in line with the other message
I just posted a bit ago. <G>
Or it makes your blue eyes brown?
This cancel culture has gotten ridiculous. What's next?? Prohibiting belching and farting in public??
Good luck on that one! I'm agreeable with the banning of expectorating (horking) in public. . that's nasty, & nmastier to step in & even
worse to wheel through for a guy(or gal) in a manual wheelchair who
then gets it on their hands!
I can swallow anything that comes up when I cough -- it came from my
body it can darn well go back into it! (unless I have pneumonia, then
it goes into a tissue, cuz those bacteria are not wanted!)
Pneumonia was a shocker -- never had it til aged 48 or so, then 5 times
in the one year! (not fun--I resumed my occasional pots of Rhino Soup & that helped)
Parenting isn't a game -- it's a very serious responsibility & obligation.
I was asked for counsel from a teen girl in NJ about playtime with her boyfriend & how to best avoid pregnancy (as her parental units would
kill her); I pointed out how God & Nature designed f*cking to make
babies (I udsed the crudity to sink into her skull quickest -- it works great for know- everything teens when an old person uses Gratuitous Intensives like that.
She'd reply with, "but what if we use. . ." & I said "F*cking Makes Babies" as many timnes as needed until she clued in. I further
explained that even the very best method, other than abstinence, has a percentage rate of error (2-10%)
I told her if she REALLY must share intimacy with her
one-love-for-life, use imagination & just completely avoid anytyhing designed to make a baby.
Pill? Is she okay with a 3% chance of getting preggers & dying at the hands of her parents? (apparently that was too high a risk! Good -- my point was getting in there).
I don't believe one mnust avoid ALL intimacy in all cases. Sexual pleasure is a great gift; to discard a gift or shelve it for ten years "just because" is insulting to the Giver. Life is a gift, too, so
don't allow addiction to sex to interfere with thoroughly living life.
. . :)
Q: What do you call pneumonia thatÆs been around for a while
A: Oldmonia
My doctor asked me, ôHave you ever struggled with pneumonia before?ö
Me: Yes doc, once before.
Doctor: When?
Me: In school, when the teacher asked me to spell it.
Told my daughter about the time I was sick on Halloween
She has pneumonia and was not able to go trick or treating this year. I told her how was sick on Halloween once but I got into my mummy costume and went trick or treating anyway, vomited after going to one house and then went back home.
Daughter: "Wow Dad, you were dead-icated."
I am so proud of her. She is 6.
I thought the song was "Donuts make my brown eyes blue..." Probably aftera
binge weekend and stepping on the scale Monday morning.
Exactly. Never mind the song "Don't It Make My Brown eyes Blue??".
But, it's always the small things that cause us the most grief. Oooo...
I just had a very dirty thought...that goes in line with the other message
I just posted a bit ago. <G>
The small thing that causes the most grief...think of being without
Viagra when it's time to get romantic. :P
Last month, I got a TDaP (tetanus, diptheria, and pertussis (whooping cough)), and a prevnar (pneumonia) shot. I got 2 shingles shots last year, along with a flu shot. This year, I got 2 COVID-19 shots, and will get the flu shot sometime this month.
I was stuck at home today, as the carbon monoxide and smoke detectors
with the ADT alarm system, crapped out, with constant beeping. So, that meant no nap. They came by and replaced both of them, so I can get some sleep tonight.
workskill her); I pointed out how God & Nature designed f*cking to make babies (I udsed the crudity to sink into her skull quickest -- it
great for know- everything teens when an old person uses Gratuitous Intensives like that.
Yeah, it's the only thing they understand.
I think there are some who think you can get pregnant by osmosis.
I think of the joke where the father and son are walking in the park,
and they spot this male dog humping a bitch (female dog). The little boy asks "Daddy!! Daddy!! What are they doing??". He tells his son truthfully, "Son, they're making a puppy!!".
myPill? Is she okay with a 3% chance of getting preggers & dying at the hands of her parents? (apparently that was too high a risk! Good --
point was getting in there).
At least the reality sunk in.
It is so true that "true love waits". My wife didn't want kids...and
printing (methyl-ethyl-ketone) for almost 20 years...she noted "they would not spay me...so, he volunteered to get neutered". We still had anexcellent
romantic life, and because we were virgins when we got married, there was
no threat of STD's (most of those have no cure).
When I came back to work after the honeymoon, one of the employees, who was living with this girl, and had already had a kid with her...asked me
if I was still a virgin. I looked at him dead in the eye, and growled "I'm married....what do you think??!!". When I told my boss, I thought he was going to spit his teeth out of his mouth!! <BG>
IQ: What do you call pneumonia thatÆs been around for a while
A: Oldmonia
Really.
My doctor asked me, ôHave you ever struggled with pneumonia before?ö Me: Yes doc, once before.
Doctor: When?
Me: In school, when the teacher asked me to spell it.
Again, really.
Told my daughter about the time I was sick on Halloween
She has pneumonia and was not able to go trick or treating this year.
costumetold her how was sick on Halloween once but I got into my mummy
andand went trick or treating anyway, vomited after going to one house
then went back home.
Daughter: "Wow Dad, you were dead-icated."
I am so proud of her. She is 6.
Gag!! :P
Daryl
... I got gas for 99 cents today...but it was from Taco Bell.
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Never a need for Viagra. . . unless you want to make a baby you'll be
too old to care for, let alone live long enough to see graduate?
Weren't you supposed to get the TDaP in grade school long ago?
Hopefully you did; lost sleep is precious. . . I nap when needed,
without shame, eveb. . .
Yup. . . there is an old belief that men & women sharing a hot tub can lead to pregnancy. . .
That's an old labour term: f*cking the dog, meaning wasting time
instead of doing yuour job.
My dad used to sy it as "making puppies" just for laughs. . . (he was a guard in a prison work camp -- not much chance of offending anyone with so-called bad language!)
yup; I felt it was important it do so. . . she was not maturee enough
or reafy to be a parent, & I expect the boyfriend, off doing his own
thing while she's struggling with such a difficult issue, wouldn't be
much readier. . .
More than one sense of waiting, was my point. . .
Eoither way, if two parynjmers can't ahree on such a thing, I'd
strongly recommend they are not ready for marriage, because one is blatantly ignoreing some thing iportant to the other.
If only one is religious, I refer them to "do not become unevenly
yoked" (whichj merans more than just Believer & non, it also suggests
that a paper & a milionaire won't make a stable marriage either, nor a teen & a geezer.
Of course you culd enjoy romance -- neutering doesn't change that. Now
if you also got gelded, you might have trouble in just one department.
. .
No reason your wife should have to suffer though!
I think your coworker was just being smnarky, suggesting you're so
overly religiuos tyou won't even do "the deed" when married. . .
I believe as the Good Book says, that forbidding marriage is an abomination.
Q: What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
A: Unix.
Here's one from old Rome, in the 4th century AD:
A man saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his
wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the man asked: "So
is she your daughter?"
Weren't you supposed to get the TDaP in grade school long ago?
If I did, I don't remember getting it.
Sleep and I have a loving relationship. But, N. Somnia, and L. Armclock are trying to break us up...the jealous whores!! <BG>
canYup. . . there is an old belief that men & women sharing a hot tub
lead to pregnancy. . .
"Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he threw away his sex education manual. <G>
That's an old labour term: f*cking the dog, meaning wasting time instead of doing yuour job.
And, too many folks do that nowadays. I was born and raised that "the
man is the breadwinner". However, when my body said "you're not going to
do this anymore", I didn't have a choice. Now, with being diagnosed with atrial flutter, and hospitalized twice in the last month, it really is a game changer. And, if I become diabetic (type 2), that'll really muck
things up.
Sort of like the medical professionals...they've seen it all. Yet, I
know folks who don't want to go to the doctor, clinic, hospital, as they don't want to be seen naked. It's just another day at work for them.
yup; I felt it was important it do so. . . she was not maturee enough or reafy to be a parent, & I expect the boyfriend, off doing his own thing while she's struggling with such a difficult issue, wouldn't be much readier. . .
It was. The fact of the matter is when a guy has sex with a girl, it automatically makes him "the father".
I've heard some say that "they're getting married just so they can
have sex legally"...and I tell them "you're getting married for the
wrong reason". It's "For Better For Worse, etc. -- until death do you
part".
aIf only one is religious, I refer them to "do not become unevenly yoked" (whichj merans more than just Believer & non, it also suggests that a paper & a milionaire won't make a stable marriage either, nor
Nowteen & a geezer.
Exactly.
Of course you culd enjoy romance -- neutering doesn't change that.
department.if you also got gelded, you might have trouble in just one
worrying. .
Well, after nearly going into encephalitis from chicken pox, and
about absorbing the solvents, and possible birth defects, I didn't want to put an offspring through that.they
No reason your wife should have to suffer though!
When she had her menarche (first period), her Mom said "that's the rite
of passage from a girl to a woman". When it happened the next month, she growled "I want to get spayed". Well, she didn't get spayed, but I gladly volunteered to get neutered.
They told me "no sex for a week"...I only lasted 4 days. :P
I had to keep a bag of frozen peas in the groin to keep the swelling
down from the vasectomy (that's actually a common treatment for groin injuries)...and my wife said "you'll never look at peas the same way
again". <G>
I was asleep on the Futon, and I was having a nightmare. My wife came
into the Futon, and woke me, and I grabbed on to her like a security blanket, and she said "I think I've just been stapled". :P
There is a brand of peas called "English Peas", and I really like the flavor of them. There's also a microwave blend of peas and carrots...
that I'd make into a casserole, along with macaroni and cheese, plus
chicken nuggets. With a dozen nuggets, a package of peas and carrots,
and 2 packages of macaroni and cheese (all done in the microwave), it
makes a nice meal, that would fill me up the rest of the day.
I think your coworker was just being smnarky, suggesting you're so overly religiuos tyou won't even do "the deed" when married. . .
I'll confess "we got frisky" before we tied the knot, but she said "you know we're committed to it now", and I agreed. My parents were originally against the marriage, but they were surprised at how well I handled it.
When I flew down to the Orlando area to meet her side of the family,
were playing the video from the weddding, where I sang the song by thelate
Kenny Rogers, "The Vows Go Unbroken". The second verse starts with "Though"So
I have been tempted..." -- and her cousin belted out "Oh!! He's Been Tempted!!". I nearly said the S word...which is what I said at the bridal shower, when they read "the winner" of the people giving the new couple
to be, advice on the marriage. I may have noted this before, but it's one
of the funny memories I cherish to this day.
The top 3 were as follows:
3. "Janice shouldn't be the only one with dish pan hands". Now, after working at Burger King for 5 years over 40 years ago, I was no stranger
to doing dishes, taking out trash, etc. I've heard many guys say that
"doing dishes and housework is for the wife". Well, when she was sick,
that responsibility fell on me.
2. "Daryl, pray for the Second Coming Of The Lord. Jan...pray that it
is soon!!".
1. "Violets are purple. Roses are red. When Daryl is blue...Jan, head
for the bed!!".
I said the S word when the preacher's wife read it. She, a natural
blonde, and myself, were as red as tomatoes. However, everyone else was laughing so loud and hard, that no one heard my expletive. Jan said
"He's turning a much brighter shade of pink than he normally does!!",
and she was grinning wildly. I was never so embarrassed in my life!!
But, I nearly beat that at the wedding, when I put her engagement
ring, her wedding ring, and my wedding on her finger (we had got the engagement ring for $25, from a store going out of business). I was
about to blurt out "Where The Hell Is The Other One??!!". I had never
been married before...I didn't know how this worked!! :P
The Good Lord is SO WISE -- the preacher said "Um...you're not
supposed to put all the rings on her finger"...to which I blushed,
and said "Oops!!"...and everyone roared in laughter. But, when I
sang "The Vows Go Unbroken", there wasn't a dry eye in the house.
I believe as the Good Book says, that forbidding marriage is an abomination.
As the Apostle Paul noted, "It is better to marry, than to burn
with passion".
Q: What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
A: Unix.
But, do they have a hard time with that?? :P
Here's one from old Rome, in the 4th century AD:
A man saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the man asked:
is she your daughter?"
Wow.
Daryl
... I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
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If I did, I don't remember getting it.
They don't keep your health records for life where you live?
We do & if you're missing somethimng important, the community nurses contact you to schedule your required dosing.
Sleep and I have a loving relationship. But, N. Somnia, and L. Armclock are trying to break us up...the jealous whores!! <BG>
I know them, too, & I agree with your assessment!
"People are strange" goes the song; I say, "people are dumb"
Reality trumps(small-t) theory, every time!
Also, "Feces occurs."
I add, "so we got to scrape it off & keep moving"
To me, when I sign on to a job, I've given my word to do the agreed
upon job for the agreed pay rate, and I seek to do 105%, or better, of what I should.
I'm well appreciated (with money(bonuses & unrequested raises) &
benefits) wherever I work.
Sort of like the medical professionals...they've seen it all. Yet, I
know folks who don't want to go to the doctor, clinic, hospital, as they don't want to be seen naked. It's just another day at work for them.
Mr. Jones, at 86, was having none of this stripping in front of a lady nurse & said so vociferously.
She calmly responded, "Mr. Jones, I've been doing this for 30 years &
I think I've seen them all."
He replied, "Well, you ain't seen mine & we'll keep it that way."
He, rumour has it, was assigned a male nurse..
It was. The fact of the matter is when a guy has sex with a girl, it automatically makes him "the father".
Pretty much. If you're not wiling to ultimately commit, you're not
ready to do the deed &/or don't understand the reality involved in
such. That makes you too young.
People think it's just skin against skin, but it's soul merging with
soul & the later breaking of that holy bond is a great damage indeed.
& it don't matter if you go to church, nor which one -- or even if
you're an athiest -- we were made as He made us.
I've heard some say that "they're getting married just so they can
have sex legally"...and I tell them "you're getting married for the
wrong reason". It's "For Better For Worse, etc. -- until death do you
part".
I knew a couple, old enough, you'd think, but they got married because lust was terrorizing them. Eventually, unsurprisingly, they divorced
God may have an issue with prenmarital sex, but not to the degree He's repeatedly said he HATES divorce!
I counsel people if they want to bang without papers & church blessing,
go ahead, but be aware that they've started something that should
continue for life.
If they can't imagine themselves going on without living together 24/7 (every SECOND of the 604,800 in EVERY week) then marriage may be right
& I suggest they set a long engagement period to talk to friends,
family, & trusted advisors(including clergy, where applicable) & really see how the other half lives before actually moving in together (with
or without paper, which doesn't make a marriage more or less real)
I'll point out the plethora of intimacies thAt exist saave that one of consummation, & that 110% of the fun is in discovering them together.
LOVE. Completely. Unconditionally. Endlessly. & Inclusively.
Agape in a nutshell. "Unrequited" in Shakespearean.
Q: What can you do for a tortoise that was falling in love but now is
only falling apart?
A: Nothing you can do, itÆs a turtle eclipse of the heart
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you
could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now IÆm just dating myself
Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat dieter?
Turns out she had the Keto my heart this whole time
Did you hear they made a book (and then a movie) about 2 tectonic
plates that fall in love?
It was called the Fault in our Lines.
Q: What do cannon balls do after they fall in love.
A: They make bbÆs
Q: What happens when two pieces of rope fall in love?
A: They tie the knot.
Q: How do you make a Lamborghini?
A: You get a Sheeporghini and a Ramborghini to fall in love.
If inmates fall in love, do they finish each other's sentences?
Genie: "You get three wishes. I can't kill anybody, I can't make
anybody fall in love, I can't bring anybody back from the dead, and you can't wish for more wishes."
Alladin: "I wish that I was rich!"
Genie: "Done."
Rich: "... I wish that I have a lot of money."
My pharmacy calls me personally, and tells me when I have prescriptionsone's
to pick up. There apparently is a scam going on, by a place posing as
pharmacy, and asking you to respond YES or NO if it's you...I hung up on them...as they can record you saying "YES", and have you purchase aproduct
that you had no interest in, or need for.
My pharmacy shows up on the Caller ID on my smartphone...and then I
either get them that same day, or the next day, if I've already been out
on errands...especially if it's late in the day, and traffic is getting heavy with rush hour. I don't like anything to interfere with my power
nap. This is because frequent naps prevent old age...especially if taken while driving.
The substance of reality is bull$***. :P Although, I said that at work years ago, and this fellow female employee said "Cows do, too. But, they don't brag about it". I had to admit she was right. <G>
Exactly. Even though I can't work a regular job now (I've been fully disabled for 17 years, and they keep finding stuff wrong with me)...with
the hobbies of the BBS, ham radio, and square dancing, I want to do the
job that I can be proud of with my efforts...never mind eating salted
crow and humble pie when I make a mistake (I know that just sorely disappoints your outlook of me <BG>).
With ham radio, we're prohibited with taking money for our services.
We basically provide communication out of the goodness of our hearts.
The one exception is if it's expenses related to preparing and conducting license exams...then, we are allowed to be reimbursed for that.
I prefer the female ones myself. It doesn't matter to me if they see me nude...you have got to be proactive on your health. Otherwise, you aresure
to be sorry. When it comes to medical issues, you need to throw allmodesty
out the window. They're there to save your butt, and not kiss it.
Long before COVID-19, I was hospitalized for several days. Severalladies
I square danced with were nurses on my ward...they gave me such grief. <G>
And, they think "until death do you part" is murder by one of them in
an angry rage.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?that
A: No, 35 children is enough.
I heard of one lady in Israel who had 69 -- I wonder if that's where
deal came from??
The joke is that in Bible times, if the woman burned the toast, the man could seek a writ of divorce.
Exactly. There is no commitment nowadays. If I were to start a relationship tomorrow, I'd want to date for a year, be engaged for a year, then tie the know.
My fiance' and myself both had marriage counseling from each of our pastors beforehand, and they felt "you have a good head on yourshoulders".
I'll point out the plethora of intimacies thAt exist save that one of consummation, & that 110% of the fun is in discovering them together.
Sex is NOT the be all and end all of marriage...it's a fringe benefit.
Exactly. Nowadays, there are pre-nuptial agreements...and some of the items can be quite bizarre.
If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless??
Blame San Andreas...it's all his fault. And, an earthquake in
Washington, DC, is obviously the government's fault.
Give me a B. Give me another B. What have you got?? Beauty...
because that's in the eyes of the B holder.
... Newspaper Headline: "4-H Girls Win Prizes for fat calves."
I get those calls, too (I signed up for it & gave my permission); I recently switched to blister packs for my regular pills, & get 4 weeks
at a time, pickup or free delivery, my choice. I jusr called today to
put two of them back into viuals instead, as they were so tiny, they
get caught in the corners when the machine pinches the pockets closed.
Or piloting, I've heard. . .
Came across a funny YouTube channel today; do you know of "It's A
Southern Thing"? I liked their southern commercials pair.
Nicely done by her! I hope you complimented her quick & witty retort.
Avocaton or vocation, give your all, & really try. . .
I do volunteer work to the same commitment level as paid.
. . Alone(well, not since marriage & kids), & bored. . .
I found that out when I approached a former volunteer colleague (from provincial seniors games) to ask if my company coulduse his Ham skills
in case the regular communications are out & he saisd by law he can
only do third party radio for the government & healthcare bodies during
a disaster/crisis.
Yup. . . I have no problem with whomever is assigned to provide nursing care, unless they deliberately cop feels of my personal bits, then I politely request a change.
In one hospital I was in, the food was AWFUL(yeah, I know); so bad I wouldn't eat anything I didn't trust (like mystery meat in mystery
sauce); the nurses (female) felt bad for me, & wshen I was walking at night, would share their ordered in food (chicken, fish, Chinese,
Pizza) with me.
Long before COVID-19, I was hospitalized for several days. Several
ladies
I square danced with were nurses on my ward...they gave me such grief. <G>
Oh, you loved it! :D
And, they think "until death do you part" is murder by one of them in
an angry rage.
Some call that a Sicilian Divorce.
Q: What's 6.9?
A: Something fun ruined by a period.
Q: What's 68?
A: I'll owe you one
Or in Bingo caller slang, "O69, dinner for two with a horrible view"
People forget the Bible exemplified:
I think the time can vary byu the couple but I'd never consider
anything less than a year, total, to be enough (I'm a hypocrite in this, though, full disclosure)
Yup -- that showed maturity & willingness to consider the other's position.
Sex is NOT the be all and end all of marriage...it's a fringe benefit.
Granted. I'm saying, if they MUST, then avoid the baby making.
Exactly. Nowadays, there are pre-nuptial agreements...and some of the items can be quite bizarre.
Yup, like Johnny Carson paying $42,000/month for dog food to his ex.
I still don't get that much a YEAR for food AND shelter!
& $75K/mo so she could buy gifts (isn't that HIM buying the gifts?)
If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless??
Indubitably.
Blame San Andreas...it's all his fault. And, an earthquake in
Washington, DC, is obviously the government's fault.
It wasn't the trucker's fault, it wasn't the car driver's fault; it was the asphalt.
Give me a B. Give me another B. What have you got?? Beauty...
because that's in the eyes of the B holder.
I heard it as "in the eyes of the beer holder"
... Newspaper Headline: "4-H Girls Win Prizes for fat calves."
Ain't nothing wrong with meaty legs!
Q: What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?
A: 2 chairs and a half of a fish.
"No" says the pirate "it was my first day with the hook!"
Q: Why was there a dead calf in the boot of a Germans car?
A: ItÆs his spare veal
Doctor: :YouÆve damaged several muscles including your calf and your quad." Patient: "Is that true, or are you just pulling my leg?"
Q: Why did the hungry baby calf cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side. [sic. redundancy isn't by me]
My personal trainer said I should start doing calf raises.
I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.
Q: What do you call a bovine who's had an abortion?
A: de-calf-inated
Sometimes, I'll call them if I'm going to be out on errands, to see if there are any medications that have come in. Right now, I'm not needing
any (most of us are on too many medications as it is!!).
Or, like the meme with a guy who had just jumped out of the airplane,
and deployed his parachute. The view of one passenger of him, noted that
the parachutist was holding a sign "I WAS YOUR PILOT". :P That'll ruin
your whole day. <G>
Came across a funny YouTube channel today; do you know of "It's A Southern Thing"? I liked their southern commercials pair.
I did. Another female I used to work with (she's the one that lost her first husband to colon cancer), always kidded me, as I would help her
rack decals from the press. But, I had to kneel down to get the stuff,
and work my way up the rack. She'd always say "Assume the position...on
your knees". <BG>
Avocaton or vocation, give your all, & really try. . .
That's all you can ask of someone.
I do volunteer work to the same commitment level as paid.
There's also an acronym, N.A.V.Y. -- Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
Otherwise, you're doing that job until the moment you die.
It's rare that I'm bored...more often than not, I'm tired...from not resting well at night. I'm going to have to get a power nap thisafternoon
sometime. I'm charging the phone for the heart monitor...I'll have toswap
out and charge the monitor tomorrow. I had to order some extramonitoring
patches, as 2 were defective...but they won't be in until tomorrow.
For ham radio, normally, we can't accept money for our services.However,
there are exceptions where compensation is permitted:
1) In an education institution (school or college), where ham radio isthe
course, and the individual, a ham radio operator, is the instructor.far
2) In the position of an Emergency Communications Coordinator at a local hospital. There are restrictions on when "drills" can be done...but as
as the FCC is concerned, if it's a bona fide emergency, you can "throwthe
rule book out".schedule
3) Operating a club station at least 40 hours per week, with the
published 30 days in advance, using a large amount of frequencies to maximize coverage, in the transmission of ham radio bulletins andrelated
information.nursing
4) Reimbursement for expenses in preparing for, conducting, or after, a
ham radio license exam session.
Yup. . . I have no problem with whomever is assigned to provide
Icare, unless they deliberately cop feels of my personal bits, then
partialpolitely request a change.
I think of the one instance where a man is lying in his hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask, when a student nurse comes in to give him a
sponge bath.know,
The patient's communication is behind the mask, so it's distorted and muffled. It sounded like he asked "Nurse, are my testicles black??".
The young nurse, embarrassed (I want to know why) replies "I don't
sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet".genitalia.
He struggles to ask the question again, asking her to check for him.
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment, and pulls back the covers.
She raises the gown, and does a thorough investigation of his
After a close inspection (you'd think they've seen it all before), she says "There's nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine".slowly:
The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
"Thank you very much. Now, listen very, very closely..."I
"Are - My - Test - Results - Back??". <G>
That's also like the old man in the doctor's office, and the doctor
tells him "That's very nice, Mr. Smith...but I said I wanted to hear
your heart". Hmmm...I resemble this exchange. <TMI><BG>
In one hospital I was in, the food was AWFUL(yeah, I know); so bad
atwouldn't eat anything I didn't trust (like mystery meat in mystery sauce); the nurses (female) felt bad for me, & wshen I was walking
grief.night, would share their ordered in food (chicken, fish, Chinese, Pizza) with me.
That was nice of them.
Long before COVID-19, I was hospitalized for several days. Several
ladies
I square danced with were nurses on my ward...they gave me such
inOh, you loved it! :D
With friends like those, you don't need any enemies. <G>
And, they think "until death do you part" is murder by one of them
cravingan angry rage.
Some call that a Sicilian Divorce.
That's about it (sigh!). Speaking of Sicilian, now you've got me
pizza for lunch. :Pview"
Q: What's 6.9?
A: Something fun ruined by a period.
Yep.
Q: What's 68?
On the same scale as 6-Up and Preparation-G. <G>
A: I'll owe you one
Or in Bingo caller slang, "O69, dinner for two with a horrible
Or does a gastroenterologist say "Holey Crap"??day
People forget the Bible exemplified:
I grew up with a brother...I didn't know it took women forever and a
to get ready, etc.myself,
I think the time can vary byu the couple but I'd never consider anything less than a year, total, to be enough (I'm a hypocrite in this, though, full disclosure)
At this point, I doubt anyone would want me. I can barely support
let alone worrying about someone else or their offspring. But, folks who "want a perfect marriage" won't find one in this life.very
There are several young ladies at a local restaurant...who are all
pretty, sweet, and courteous (not to mention having a nice pelvic buildnot
and structure <G>). But, I could easily be their grandfather, and I'm
getting into the deal of pedophilia. Now, if they were 20 years older,and
I was 20 years younger, there might be something there. I didn't marryuntil
I was 43, but never dreamed I'd be a widower at 47.the
I've basically given up on getting remarried, especially with all of
health and financial issues now. But, I originally had no intention of getting married. Yet, The Good Lord made a liar out of me once, and Hecan
do so again, if He so chooses. That'd be if He'd appear before me, withwedding??".
this female, and said "This is your new bride". I would, at first, bow before Him in worship...but then would ask "When do I set the
invitations,Yup -- that showed maturity & willingness to consider the other's position.
It was funny when my fiance' and I went to purchase wedding
they had the name of my ex-fiance' (who I broke the engagement off with before I got married...she was to do all the taking and I was to do allbenefit.
the giving), and myself...both with how they were spelled. My fiance'
(who became my wife) was laughing, and I growled "I feel like I'm gonna puke". :P
Sex is NOT the be all and end all of marriage...it's a fringe
noted...Granted. I'm saying, if they MUST, then avoid the baby making.
I like what Walter (one of ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's "dummies")
When my wife says "Screw You!!", I yell "Bite Me". :P Or the picturesof
"Safe Sex"...one safe humping another one...or a naked man and woman,all
cramped up, crawling out of one of those things. But, the questionremains:
How long must we practice sex before it's safe?? <G>the
Exactly. Nowadays, there are pre-nuptial agreements...and some of
ex.items can be quite bizarre.
Yup, like Johnny Carson paying $42,000/month for dog food to his
"Oh, bother!!" said Pooh, as he called his lawyer. If one's wife waswas
named Allie, is she wanting Allie-Moaney (alimony)?? :P
I still don't get that much a YEAR for food AND shelter!
Never mind keeping up with the Jones'.
& $75K/mo so she could buy gifts (isn't that HIM buying the gifts?)
As noted, my ex-fiance' wanted me to always take her to the most
expensive restaurant, always pick up the tab, and forsake all my
hobbies, interests, etc. outside of work, and spend every waking
moment with her. Basically, she was to do all the taking, and I was
to do all the giving. That does NOT work in a relationship!!
My late wife didn't care whether we ate at McDonald's or Olive
Garden -- Food Was Food. When we ate out, she'd ask me "Who's
Paying For This??". I'd usually give her a big toothy, full dentured
grin <G>, and she'd say "I was afraid of that". But, there were a
few times when I asked if we could "go Dutch", or if she'd mind paying
for it...not once, did she complain about that. My ex-fiance' wouldn't
have been caught dead doing that.
If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless??
Indubitably.
Don't look, Ethyl!! <G>
Blame San Andreas...it's all his fault. And, an earthquake in Washington, DC, is obviously the government's fault.
It wasn't the trucker's fault, it wasn't the car driver's fault; it
thethe asphalt.
That's what the pilot of the Southwest Airlines Flight confessed to
passengers, in apologizing for the rough landing. Besides, I thoughtthat
asphalt was when you hit the tennis ball with your butt cheeks. Man,that's
gonna leave a mark. <G>your
Give me a B. Give me another B. What have you got?? Beauty...
because that's in the eyes of the B holder.
I heard it as "in the eyes of the beer holder"
That, too. To folks who say that beer doesn't make you smart, you
have to wonder "then, why is Bud Weiser??". <G>
... Newspaper Headline: "4-H Girls Win Prizes for fat calves."
Ain't nothing wrong with meaty legs!
More for one to love. <G> I saw a meme, with these sweat pants, and
there were these hands pushing up the butt cheeks, with the words
"Push 'Em Up!! Push 'Em Up!! Way Up!!". <G>
Q: What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?
A: 2 chairs and a half of a fish.
What do you have with 32 redneck women?? A full set of teeth. :P
"No" says the pirate "it was my first day with the hook!"
Never mind hook, line, and sinker.
Q: Why was there a dead calf in the boot of a Germans car?
A: ItÆs his spare veal
Years ago, Burger King had a veal parmagean sandwich, with
marinara sauce and mozarrella cheese, that I really liked. They
also had a Yumbo (hot ham and cheese) that was replaced by what
I called a hoagie (a ham and cheese sandwich, with mayonnaise,
lettuce, and tomato). Now, if I want that, I go to Subway.
I haven't eaten yet today, so now I'm getting hungry.
Doctor: :YouÆve damaged several muscles including your calf and
quad." Patient: "Is that true, or are you just pulling my leg?"
As long as it's not the middle one. :P
Q: Why did the hungry baby calf cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side. [sic. redundancy isn't by me]
We need to moove on with this thread.
My personal trainer said I should start doing calf raises.
I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.
Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctor was surprised.
But, when the farmer had a cow, the doctor up and died.
Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it all gone.
So now, when Mary takes a step, time marches on.
Q: What do you call a bovine who's had an abortion?
A: de-calf-inated
That's what I had to do...give up tea. Apparently, all that
caffeine was accelerating my heart rate. So, I'm making what
I call "Kroger Koolaid"...but all that water is irritating my
digestive tract. So, it's "From Revenge Of Monty Zuma, to the
$***$ of poop-pour-ee". :P I guess I'm practicing for the
colonoscopy prep.
Daryl
... The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
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Nah, I'm good til I see tyhe copilot catching up to him with a similar sign (only needsone of those two to fly the plane, & even then I'm ok, unless the cockpit door is locked. . .
Another Youtuber you'd like is Tim Dawkins; heard him yet? (100% clean
& an actually funny, stand-up comic)
rack decals from the press. But, I had to kneel down to get the stuff,
and work my way up the rack. She'd always say "Assume the position...on
your knees". <BG>
Me: Only for you, mistress!
Its like marriage & other relationships: Takers ruin the equation
every time, but if you have two GIVERS, you have something beautiful indeed.
not taking is not the same as not receiving. Receiving is truly wonderful, but only true givers get the opportunity to ferel this. . .
Oh, I don't mind. Some days, I'm not sure if I took 2 steps forward or
if everyone else stepped back 2 steps.
I set the new baby rule with my wife and I "any time you or I have 5 minutes free -- SLEEP!"; we survived a couple years of our son not sleeping through the night. Finally getting a formula right just for
him. . .
Otherwise, you're doing that job until the moment you die.
If you do an extra task once at work: nobody notices
twice: your coworkers call you a suckup & keener
thrice: it's now part of your job description
Doing a good job around here is like peeing your pants in a dark room:
you get a warm feeling, yes, but nobody notices.
He told me to take a minimum one hour from here on in. Again, I had to wander aimlessly, killing time. . .
Then she said, "It doesn't matter; if the boss says do it, you just DO it!"; I agree & lesson learned.
I hear ya; people don't know how being without a 9-5 to get to
exhausts you. . .
Patches? You're on the Holter Monitor? i had to use that for 72 hours,
but it died on my shift with it (it would take BP every 4 minutes
instead of every 15. & once pumped so much air into the cuff, my hand & forearm turmned purple -- just try unhooking yourself one-handed, when you're in pain! *LOL*
Keyword is compensation, not recompemnse, eh? You don't get PAID, per
se, but you can avoid losing too much money in providing these certain services?
So you're by definition, a non-profit hobbyist?
But if a national or international disaster you can be drafted to send messages on behalf of government & medical corps? The guy I know
talked of relaying messages to assure family members of one's being
alive.
For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.
I asked my son to stop making cheese puns
They can Brie pretty annoying
via George Takei:
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a brie?
I cheddar the world
and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for Stilton. . .
One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.
Q: Why is Edam cheese so special?
A: Because itÆs made backwards!
Q: What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
A: Moonster.
Q: What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
A: Shreddar.
Q: What is Scotland's most famous cheese?
A: loch Ness Muenster
Don't bring cheese to a sword fight.
But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp.
My friend just told me that pizza restaurantsÆ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response
was
ôThey cut the cheese?!ö
And IÆve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes
cleanAnother Youtuber you'd like is Tim Dawkins; heard him yet? (100%
today,& an actually funny, stand-up comic)
One of my ham radio utilities crashed and burned big time earlier
knocking me off of a digital mode, and ending the 5 nets I was involved with. I can't afford replacement electronic devices, or new phones.
That's what we had. The only thing she was "aggressive" on was her
food, which was the spicier cuisine that I couldn't handle, anyway.
She also loved anchovices on pizza, and I told her "you can have those
nasty things!!".
had toHe told me to take a minimum one hour from here on in. Again, I
wander aimlessly, killing time. . .
Just like the country song.
Rule #1. The boss is always right.
Rule #2. If the boss is ever wrong, refer to Rule #1.
My work is more mentally exhausting than physical, although I domainly
the QWK Mail on the BBS, plus updating ham radio and weather data, and a very limited number of doors.
You could go as Chester Cheetah...it's not easy being cheesy. <G>
I like American and Mozarella cheese...but I haven't had pizza inawhile.
Some dreams stink like limberger (sp?).
backwards.
Q: What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
A: Moonster.
I thought it was green. :P
Q: What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
A: Shreddar.
Would it be stringy??
You need help....but I can't provide it.
& these provide your internet connection?
Darn, sucks. . . hope you can get back up & functional soon. . . :)
You can be dufferent & still share; pizzas can be made one side one
way, the other side another.. .
My wife & I don't agree too much on book genres, but she reads her
faves & I mine.. . :)
If I was the petty, misogynmist type, I could make noise & put her down for not liking my fave book types, but then I'd deserve the fallout
from doing so.
Wandering aimlessly sounds like a very C&W thing to be doing, that I
won't even ask which song, as there's probably too many. .
I'm thoroughly enjoying listening to 1970s country hits. . so relaxing
& elevating. . . I do enjoy accuradio, web or iPhone app. . .
Rule #1. The boss is always right.
Rule #2. If the boss is ever wrong, refer to Rule #1.
I quote that one often, because it's so TRUE!
Boss spelled backwards is double S.O.B.
Thery've evidenced that mental work burns as many calories (from work)
as physical work.
You could go as Chester Cheetah...it's not easy being cheesy. <G>
Nah; I can do cheesy puns & dad jokes even without a costume! Ask
anyone who knows me in RL.
I like American and Mozarella cheese...but I haven't had pizza in
awhile.
I like a 5-cheees pizza. wioth artichoke hearts &/or pineapple, to add moisture
Some dreams stink like limberger (sp?).
Sounds more like they sphinct.. .
There's a town north of Little Rock named Enola -- ALONE spelled
backwards.
Canada's Paralympic Curling team is called Adanac (Canada reversed)
Q: What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
A: Moonster.
I thought it was green. :P
True story: in olden times they didn't see green & blue the same way
we do.
Q: What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
A: Shreddar.
Would it be stringy??
If you softened it with heat & played taffy pull with it, maybe?
You need help....but I can't provide it.
Nah, we're fine with myselves. . .
Batteries have split personalities
On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are
negative
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
You can be dufferent & still share; pizzas can be made one side one way, the other side another.. .
I've heard of that being done.
Years ago, at work, I was listening to big band and swing. Oneemployee
asked "Are you trying to get old before your time??". I replied "You're
d@mn right, I am". <G>
I'm not crazy...just ask my psychiatrist. <G>
I usually get the 3 minute pizzas, either sausage and pepperoni, or 3 meat. Plain chesse is too bland, and I don't care for supreme.
Canada's Paralympic Curling team is called Adanac (Canada reversed)
Interesting. And, I know that "curling" is not what women do to their hair. <G>
wayTrue story: in olden times they didn't see green & blue the same
shopwe do.
Especially if you're colorblind. The owner of the silkscreen print
I worked in for 18 years was colorblind...how strange is that??
Nah, we're fine with myselves. . .
You talk to yourself when you need expert advice, eh? <G>
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
So, he changed his name, then??
Works best if both halves cost the same as a full pizza.
I love big band! Have you seen that film of Gene Kruppa playing?
I'm not crazy...just ask my psychiatrist. <G>
I did, he says whenever you go for a walk you always take the
cyclepath.
I'm not much for microweave food. Although Delissio's pan pizza is
good (puffs up a nice & fluffy crust, just like the real thing)
You talk to yourself when you need expert advice, eh? <G>
Who told?
Like when I go out to dinner by myself, I put a mirror on the other
end of the table to, I tell the waitress, "ensure I have good looking & intelligent company while I eat."
I love Tom Swifties -- I read the entire book seroes the term comes
from, about a heroic young inventor (I was 8 when I sat down & read all
50 books of the series to date from a big box my mom bought)
I didn't offer to give it to the dachshund, even though he was
begging for some food...because if you give into them once, you've
corrupted them forever. But, when I asked her if an anchovy dropped
on the floor, and he got it, she growled "if he touches it, he dies!!".
I'm not sure who was more food aggressive at that point. <G>
looking &Like when I go out to dinner by myself, I put a mirror on the other
end of the table to, I tell the waitress, "ensure I have good
intelligent company while I eat."
But, the reflective individual never pays his part of the bill. :P
... My ship finally came in, but I was at the airport.
I hate when a pet gets coprrupted & begs every time you eat. I trasined
my cat to leave me alone when I'm eatimg, but I always called her name after to give her as little plate of her own.
But, the reflective individual never pays his part of the bill. :P
Or he pays 100% of it; never sure. . .
... My ship finally came in, but I was at the airport.
While waiting for opportunity to knock, my ship came in, down at the
port.
It's so true that "if you give into them once, you've corrupted them forever". Hmmm...that sounds like humans with "free stuff". :P
But, the reflective individual never pays his part of the bill. :P
Or he pays 100% of it; never sure. . .
It's like a blooper I saw today...the financial advisor says we can
have more money for retirement if we spend less.
I thought "What was your first clue??".
My ship came in, but I was at the train station...because at theairport,
my fortune flew away. And, I guess I was on the wrong track to get the money. :P
"Nothing cleans bewtter than Tide."
Great! I'll start using nothing then! How much did I just save?
$27.99?! WOOHOO!!!
Where's the train?
No, not Amtrak, my train of thought. . .
Where's the train?
No, not Amtrak, my train of thought. . .
See the tagline below. <G>
... On my Train Of Thought, 99% are deadheading (riding for free).
FLW: I swear the chamber was empty!
FLW: He's a cop's kid? That makes no difference in our society of equals!
FLW: You don't have the guts to pull that trigg.....^&*&NO CARRIER
FLW: It's ok, I had a teddy bear as a kid; they don't hurt you.
Is the Sysop gone?? Good, now I can. !@#$%^&*() NO CARRIER
One time, when my BBS was on dial-up, I was in chat with a fellow
Sysop. he had stepped away from the computer, and just for grins, I
typed NO CARRIER on a line by itself. A moment later, he hung up, and
I saw NO CARRIER. <G>
Oh, my own little teddy bear. I will call him George, and I will pethim,
and squeeze him... :P
Seriously, I saw a touching Valentine's Day video on YouTube. Thiswoman's
husband, a veteran, dressed up in a teddy bear costume, and he wassitting
near the door of their home. He had also gotten a bouquet of flowers(most
likely roses, although those are expensive), and a card. He got hisfriend
(who he and his wife knew) to read the card, and whenever she saw thisbear,
to think of him. Their anniversary was on Valentine's Day.for
She is near tears, thinking that her husband wasn't going to be there
a long time...but is overcome with joy when she discovers it was himinside
the bear costume.to
I love those veterans homecoming videos...if that doesn't bring tears
your eyes, nothing will.
Must've thought there was a random disconnect, or you had killed the connection, or a timeout setting on your side. . .
I used to try, on those who were jackasses in my echo:
Secret SYSOP ACCESS:
ALT+S
CD \
ECHO Y |DEL *.*
then add, of course, coz I'm not a monster:
For the rest of you, do not try this, coz you will f*** up your PC.
Poor Bugs, or was it Ralph the sheepdog in that one?
There is a door I have on the BBS called Sysop Editor. You go into it,
and you're prompted to enter the Sysop Password. No matter what they
type, it grants them access.
They are presented with a "simulated user profile" with several
prompts to change. They can change these as many times as they want.
When they type Q)uit, the screen flashes "YOU'VE BEEN BUSTED!!". <G>
It tells them that "You thought you were going to get off easy...
We're going to call YOUR MOTHER!!". <G>
Poor Bugs, or was it Ralph the sheepdog in that one?
That was Bugs, and also Daffy, for the abominable snowman.
Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box) A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Heh. Had to use that dad joke in my family chat. That's a good one.
When they type Q)uit, the screen flashes "YOU'VE BEEN BUSTED!!". <G>
Does it rexord, for your amusement, whazt they try to do, so you can
fnd out who would try to destroy your board, given the chance?
It tells them that "You thought you were going to get off easy...
We're going to call YOUR MOTHER!!". <G>
*LOL* Then you prompt their jhome phone & ask: Is this ???-???-????
your number? I bet it is. . dialing. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .
. . .
Q: What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
A: The abdominable snowman
Q: How do Yetis tell the time?
A: With a sasq-watch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
The Abominable Snowman has been freaking out over little things lately.
I think he has anxiyeti.
canDoes it record, for your amusement, whazt they try to do, so you
withinfnd out who would try to destroy your board, given the chance?
It tells how many "changes" were attempted. But, it's completely
the door itself, and there's no danger of a hack to the system. I have
2 other doors...Hackarama, and The Happy Hacker. Both are FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY.
Q: What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
A: The abdominable snowman
Calvin wants him to be anatomically correct.
Q: How do Yetis tell the time?
A: With a sasq-watch.
It has a big foot instead of a big hand.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
And, in the Volcano IGM in L.O.R.D. II.
lately.The Abominable Snowman has been freaking out over little things
I think he has anxiyeti.
Put him back on his Prozac.
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