An older brother, going on five years old, watched as his mother
put a clean diaper on his baby brother. When she didn't dust the
infant with talcum powder, the boy shouted "Wait, mother! You forgot
to salt him!!".

-- Tal Bonham
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Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

An older brother, going on five years old, watched as his mother
put a clean diaper on his baby brother. When she didn't dust the
infant with talcum powder, the boy shouted "Wait, mother! You forgot
to salt him!!".

The priest was giving a fire and brimstone sermon and said "We are all but dust.."

A little voice in the church was heard to say "Mommy! What's butt dust?"

And mass was over due to the laughing.


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Ron,

An older brother, going on five years old, watched as his mother
put a clean diaper on his baby brother. When she didn't dust the
infant with talcum powder, the boy shouted "Wait, mother! You forgot
to salt him!!".

The priest was giving a fire and brimstone sermon and said "We are all
but dust.."

A little voice in the church was heard to say "Mommy! What's butt
dust?"

And mass was over due to the laughing.

I'll bet the priest and the parents were red as tomatoes. <BG>

However, it wouldn't surprise me if The Good Lord was smiling on
that one. :)

Daryl

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An older brother, going on five years old, watched as his mother
put a clean diaper on his baby brother. When she didn't dust the
infant with talcum powder, the boy shouted "Wait, mother! You forgot
to salt him!!".

-- Tal Bonham
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