George,
I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P
Oh, but they do -- they sued the BBB over their original low rating!
They likely bought the lawyers and judges out.
Judges seem venal these days, probably bought em off with a copy of Windows
95 each. . .
> Or with the B.C. comic strip. This bird is on the back of a turtle, and
asks "What has 4 legs, a tail, and surrenders??". The turtle says "I give up".
To which, the bird looks at him, and grins like the cheshire cat that
just
swallowed the canary, and the turtle screams "Oh, for crying out loud!!"
I miss that strip -- good quality stuff. . .
Q: What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A: A slowpoke!
Q: What happens to a turtle after it dies?
A: It goes into riga-tortoise
Q: What do you call a turtle in a chefÆs hat?
A: A slow cooker.
Customer: Do you have any books on turtles?
Store owner: Hard cover?
Customer: Yes, with little heads
Q: What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?
A: A cowabungalow
I havenÆt been able find my pet turtle for the past few months
Turns out heÆs just been sheltering in place.
Q: Why did the turtle go to T-mobile?
A: Because he couldn't sprint
Ok, on that note. . .
Your friend,
<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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