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  • Botched Baptism

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 7 00:04:11 2021
    Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the
    young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious
    step. Are you prepared for it?"

    "I think so, " the man replied. "My wife has made appe-
    tizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of
    cookies and cakes for all our guests.

    "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean,
    are you prepared spiritually?"

    "Oh sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a
    case of whiskey."

    --Helen Jordan..
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 7 00:04:07 2021
    Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the
    young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious
    step. Are you prepared for it?"

    "I think so, " the man replied. "My wife has made appe-
    tizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of
    cookies and cakes for all our guests.

    "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean,
    are you prepared spiritually?"

    "Oh sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a
    case of whiskey."

    --Helen Jordan..
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)