A neurologist was diagnosing a man who had lost the ability to do basic math.

"What's 9 plus 9?" "12".

"What's 8 and 8?" "10".

The doctor shook his head. "Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?"

The man thought for a second, and answered "1E".

"Aha, I've figured it out!" The doctor said. "Somebody's clearly put a hex on you."

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