• Artificial Potatoes

    From Ben Collver@1:105/500 to All on Sun Apr 7 08:38:24 2024
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    Title: Artificial Potatoes
    Categories: Side
    Yield: 1 Batch

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    1/2 c Ground almonds; heaping
    2 Naples biscuits; grated or
    -pulsed in a food processor
    -into crumbs *
    3/4 c Flour
    1/2 c Butter; softened
    4 tb Sugar
    1/2 ts Orange flower water;
    -(optional)
    1 Egg
    1 Egg white
    Oil; for frying **

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    4 Eggs
    1 tb Rosewater
    1 c Sugar; +2 tb
    1 1/2 c Flour

    Artificial Potatoes:

    Combine dry ingredients (almonds, biscuit crumbs, flour) and set
    aside. Cream the butter and sugar, then add the orange flower water,
    egg, and egg white and mix until well-combined. Dough should hold
    together and be soft but not too sticky.

    Shape dough in one of two ways:

    Cut or pinch off about 1 tb of dough and roll it in your hands until
    fairly round. Repeat. (I also flattened these round balls slightly
    for one round of frying; they cooked through somewhat better.)

    Chill dough for 10 minutes to let it firm up a bit, then roll it out
    on a floured board to about 1/4" thick; punch out rounds with a
    cookie cutter. Smaller rounds (1-1/2 to 2") are best.

    Line a plate with paper towels. Heat 2 tb oil (see ** Note) in a
    skillet at medium-high heat and fry the Potatoes in batches, giving
    them a few minutes on each side, until golden-brown. As the Potatoes
    are done, place them on the lined plate to absorb excess oil. I
    didn't think they needed the flourish of extra melted butter on the
    side, but then again, melted butter never hurt anything.

    * Note on pulverizing the biscuits: I grated mine on a box grater, but
    since the edges are quite hard, the process was pretty messy and I
    ended up with uneven crumb size (powdery from the edges, larger from
    the softer centers). I'd use a food processor next time.

    ** Note on frying: The original recipe calls to fry the Potatoes in
    lard, but I don't exactly keep lard on hand. I fried the first batch
    in butter, which gave them a lovely browned-butter taste ... until,
    of course, the butter solids started burning. I switched over to oil
    and had more success. So, fry in your preferred fat.

    Naples Biscuits:

    Beat eggs and rosewater (by hand or with a mixer) until frothy; add
    sugar and flour and beat thoroughly, until lighter in color and very
    well blended. If dough seems too heavy or dry, add 1 ts cold water at
    a time. (My batter held together nicely at this point, similar to a
    pound cake batter. Since another Naples biscuit recipe I looked at
    didn't call for the addition of cold water to thin the batter, I left
    it out. I might try it next time to see if the water produces a
    slightly lighter biscuit, but these turned out just fine.)

    Bake in greased madeleine pans, filled with 2 tbsp. batter each, for
    14 minutes at 350°F. They should be firm to the touch, lightly
    browned around the edges and on the scalloped bottoms, but the tops
    won't have much color. Turn onto a wire rack and cool completely.
    Makes 20 madeleines. (Mini-muffin tins would also work.)

    These Naples biscuits aren't showstoppers, and they don't clamor to be
    eaten by themselves, though I nibbled on one while making the
    Artificial Potatoes. They're dense, dry, and nicely rosewater-y, and
    that's about it. I understand why they were used more often as
    ingredient than eaten as a stand-alone treat.

    Recipe by Marissa Nicosia

    Recipe FROM: <https://rarecooking.com/2015/02/18/artificial-potatoes/>

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