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    From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Mon Oct 27 22:08:41 2025
    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

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  • From Mike Powell@618:250/1 to digimaus on Tue Oct 28 08:17:26 2025
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Mon Oct 27 2025 22:08:41

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

    Ba-dum-tshe. :D
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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Wed Oct 29 03:22:20 2025
    Sean,

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
    There was nothing left but de Brie.

    Just don't be like the knife at the silverware party, whose job
    is to constantly cut cheese. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to digimaus on Thu Oct 30 15:01:13 2025
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Mon Oct 27 2025 22:08:41

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

    Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Mortar M. on Thu Oct 30 20:32:53 2025
    Mortar M. wrote to digimaus:

    Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.

    As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to digimaus on Fri Oct 31 21:25:34 2025
    digimaus wrote to All <=-

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There
    was nothing left but de Brie.

    -- <8D~

    Love it. :-) Love me a good pun!


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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Fri Oct 31 03:37:26 2025
    Sean,

    Oh, I'm sure you could do chedder than that.

    As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."

    I liked the sound effect after he said that. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Fri Oct 31 21:23:27 2025
    Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

    A: A metro-gnome.

    -- <8D~



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  • From Mike Powell@618:250/1 to digimaus on Tue Nov 4 08:19:20 2025
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Fri Oct 31 2025 21:23:27

    Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

    A: A metro-gnome.

    That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)

    Mike/s
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Mike Powell on Tue Nov 4 14:01:12 2025
    Mike Powell wrote to digimaus <=-

    That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)

    "Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock

    -- Sean

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Wed Nov 5 22:56:08 2025
    Q: What do you call a careful wolf?

    A: Aware wolf.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Nov 8 20:03:55 2025
    Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

    A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

    -- <8D~

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Wed Nov 12 12:56:10 2025
    Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

    A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

    -- <8D~



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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Wed Nov 12 17:47:51 2025
    Sean,

    Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

    A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

    The most valued dog camps out by the bathroom, and faithfully
    brings in the toilet paper...the Lavatory Retriever. <G>

    Daryl

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