• LOL

    From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Tue Jan 31 22:44:33 2023
    Just read this on a local news site:

    "The Washington County, Tennessee Animal Shelter is offering an interesting
    way for individuals to celebrate this Valentine's Day.

    The shelter posted on social media "[I]f you're feeling a little catty about a previous relationship, our cats can help." By donating $5, the shelter will write your ex's name on a piece of paper, add it to one of their 'finest' litter boxes and the cats will 'do the rest'." XD

    I'd better donate $10.

    -- Sean



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  • From Jas Hud@618:200/44 to digimaus on Tue Jan 31 22:42:39 2023
    To: digimaus
    Re: LOL
    By: digimaus to All on Tue Jan 31 2023 10:44 pm

    a previous relationship, our cats can help." By donating $5, the shelter will write your ex's name on a piece of paper, add it to one of their 'finest' litter boxes and the cats will 'do the rest'." XD

    I'd better donate $10.

    -- Sean


    you should contact your exes and have them do it with your name. i'm sure the shelter would make a fortune! haw!
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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to digimaus on Wed Feb 1 08:54:24 2023
    Re: LOL
    By: digimaus to All on Tue Jan 31 2023 10:44 pm

    Just read this on a local news site:

    "The Washington County, Tennessee Animal Shelter is offering an interesting way for individuals to celebrate this Valentine's Day.

    The shelter posted on social media "[I]f you're feeling a little catty about previous relationship, our cats can help." By donating $5, the shelter will write your ex's name on a piece of paper, add it to one of their 'finest' litter boxes and the cats will 'do the rest'." XD

    I'd better donate $10.

    -- Sean



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    Hahahahaha. So lovely.

    I was expecting them to offer you a cat for company in St. Valentine or something.

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Arelor on Wed Feb 1 17:00:19 2023
    I was expecting them to offer you a cat for company in St. Valentine or something.

    I would love to have a bonded pair of kitties. Unfortunately, I'd have to
    come up with $700 for a non-refundable pet deposit with my landlord.

    I'm holding off until after my foot gets removed and things get stable until
    I get another cat (or two). =^^=

    -- Sean


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  • From Jas Hud@618:200/44 to digimaus on Wed Feb 1 17:04:34 2023
    To: digimaus
    Re: Re: LOL
    By: digimaus to Arelor on Wed Feb 01 2023 05:00 pm

    From Newsgroup: Micronet.MIN_CHAT

    I was expecting them to offer you a cat for company in St. Valentine or something.

    I would love to have a bonded pair of kitties. Unfortunately, I'd have to come up with $700 for a non-refundable pet deposit with my landlord.

    I'm holding off until after my foot gets removed and things get stable until I get another cat (or two). =^^=


    cats are too expensive with the cat litter and the food.
    also medical bills.
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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to digimaus on Thu Feb 2 04:40:50 2023
    Re: Re: LOL
    By: digimaus to Arelor on Wed Feb 01 2023 05:00 pm

    I would love to have a bonded pair of kitties. Unfortunately, I'd have to come up with $700 for a non-refundable pet deposit with my landlord.


    Screw pet deposits.

    Do they ask for children deposits? I ask because children are more destructive than most pets. You can cram four Rottweiler puppies in a room and they won t be half as noise and havoc breaking as a single human kid.

    It pisses me off that pets are banned from so many places because they could be potentially disruptive, but if you go there you will have to endure other people s children from Hell.

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  • From August Abolins@618:250/1.9 to Arelor on Thu Feb 2 07:17:00 2023
    Hello Arelor!

    ** On Thursday 02.02.23 - 04:40, Arelor wrote to digimaus:

    Screw pet deposits.

    Do they ask for children deposits?

    If/when adopting a child, it costs money to get the ball
    rolling for that process, so.. yeah, there are deposits for
    obtaining children! :D

    It pisses me off that pets are banned from so many places
    because they could be potentially disruptive, but if you go
    there you will have to endure other people s children from
    Hell.

    You can't put a diaper on a rottweiller. If disruptive means
    lifting a leg or squatting, then yeah.. that could be a bit
    distruptive! :D

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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to August Abolins on Thu Feb 2 09:21:34 2023
    Re: LOL
    By: August Abolins to Arelor on Thu Feb 02 2023 07:17 am

    You can't put a diaper on a rottweiller. If disruptive means
    lifting a leg or squatting, then yeah.. that could be a bit
    distruptive! :D

    You can.

    We used to have this old mini dude who had incontinence issues. When I arrived from work he would get all happy and nervous and pee himself, so happy he was. He used to live in the yard, but at somer point he got so old we decided to move him home. The only way he could stay in without peeing something everytime something awesome made him happy was with a diaper.

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  • From Gamgee@618:250/24 to Arelor on Thu Feb 2 12:23:00 2023
    Arelor wrote to August Abolins <=-

    Re: LOL
    By: August Abolins to Arelor on Thu Feb 02 2023 07:17 am

    You can't put a diaper on a rottweiller. If disruptive means
    lifting a leg or squatting, then yeah.. that could be a bit
    distruptive! :D

    You can.

    Yes, certainly: https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Dog-Diapers/zgbs/pet-supplies/2975408011

    We used to have this old mini dude who had incontinence issues.
    When I arrived from work he would get all happy and nervous and
    pee himself, so happy he was. He used to live in the yard, but at
    somer point he got so old we decided to move him home. The only
    way he could stay in without peeing something everytime something
    awesome made him happy was with a diaper.

    <GRIN>



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  • From Jas Hud@618:200/44 to Arelor on Thu Feb 2 15:07:19 2023
    To: Arelor
    Re: Re: LOL
    By: Arelor to digimaus on Thu Feb 02 2023 04:40 am

    From Newsgroup: Micronet.MIN_CHAT

    Re: Re: LOL
    By: digimaus to Arelor on Wed Feb 01 2023 05:00 pm

    I would love to have a bonded pair of kitties. Unfortunately, I'd have to come up with $700 for a non-refundable pet deposit with my landlord.


    Screw pet deposits.

    Do they ask for children deposits? I ask because children are more destructive than most pets. You can cram four Rottweiler puppies in a room and they won t be half as noise and havoc breaking as a single human kid.

    It pisses me off that pets are banned from so many places because they could be potentially disruptive, but if you go there you will have to endure other people s children from Hell.


    well cats can ruin carpets and woodwork and piss on everything. also blinds and drapes.

    way worse than kids
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  • From Jas Hud@618:200/44 to Arelor on Thu Feb 2 15:08:01 2023
    To: Arelor
    Re: LOL
    By: Arelor to August Abolins on Thu Feb 02 2023 09:21 am

    From Newsgroup: Micronet.MIN_CHAT

    Re: LOL
    By: August Abolins to Arelor on Thu Feb 02 2023 07:17 am

    You can't put a diaper on a rottweiller. If disruptive means
    lifting a leg or squatting, then yeah.. that could be a bit
    distruptive! :D

    You can.

    We used to have this old mini dude who had incontinence issues. When I arrived from work he would get all happy and nervous and pee himself, so happy he was. He used to live in the yard, but at somer point he got so old we decided to move him home. The only way he could stay in without peeing something everytime something awesome made him happy was with a diaper.


    you put mens underware on it and stick the tail out the fly.
    then put a pad in there.
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  • From Mike Powell@618:250/1 to ARELOR on Thu Feb 2 17:06:00 2023
    You can't put a diaper on a rottweiller. If disruptive means
    lifting a leg or squatting, then yeah.. that could be a bit
    distruptive! :D

    You can.

    My sister's dobermans both wear diapers, too.

    Mike


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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Arelor on Thu Feb 2 19:09:14 2023
    Arelor wrote to digimaus <=-

    Do they ask for children deposits? I ask because children are more destructive than most pets. You can cram four Rottweiler puppies in a
    room and they won t be half as noise and havoc breaking as a single
    human kid.

    No children are allowed in my apartment complex. It's for adults. It's compromised of studio and one-bedroom apartments (I have the largest
    apartment out of 10).

    I do get what you're saying though.

    - Sean

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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to digimaus on Fri Feb 3 04:18:17 2023
    Re: Re: LOL
    By: digimaus to Arelor on Thu Feb 02 2023 07:09 pm

    No children are allowed in my apartment complex. It's for adults. It's

    Lucky you!

    Man, I hate children. If people raised them not to be monsters I would hate them less, though.

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  • From Jas Hud@618:200/44 to Arelor on Fri Feb 3 10:21:27 2023
    To: Arelor
    Re: Re: LOL
    By: Arelor to digimaus on Fri Feb 03 2023 04:18 am

    From Newsgroup: Micronet.MIN_CHAT

    Re: Re: LOL
    By: digimaus to Arelor on Thu Feb 02 2023 07:09 pm

    No children are allowed in my apartment complex. It's for adults. It's

    Lucky you!

    Man, I hate children. If people raised them not to be monsters I would hate them less, though.


    i love kids but hate people.
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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to Jas Hud on Fri Feb 3 17:49:10 2023
    Re: Re: LOL
    By: Jas Hud to Arelor on Fri Feb 03 2023 10:21 am

    i love kids but hate people.

    One of my problems with kids is that they have a bad tendency to eventually turn into people, specially nowadays that child mortality is rather low.

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  • From August Abolins@618:250/1.9 to Arelor on Fri Feb 3 18:41:00 2023
    Hello Arelor!

    Man, I hate children. If people raised them not to be
    monsters I would hate them less, though.

    Excuse me.. but weren't you a child at one time? :D LOL




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  • From Arelor@618:250/24 to August Abolins on Sat Feb 4 04:21:44 2023
    Re: LOL
    By: August Abolins to Arelor on Fri Feb 03 2023 06:41 pm

    Excuse me.. but weren't you a child at one time? :D LOL

    Yes, and you can see what I grew up to be :-P

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Arelor on Sat Feb 4 11:37:57 2023
    Arelor wrote to August Abolins <=-

    Yes, and you can see what I grew up to be :-P

    LOL

    - Sean

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