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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 7 00:04:16 2021
    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
    A. Ruthless

    Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
    A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
    else was in liquidation.

    Q. What was the greatest female financier in the
    Bible?
    A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
    the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
    Fury.
    David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
    Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

    Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
    why he no longer lived in Eden?
    A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

    Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
    lawbreaker in the Bible?
    A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

    Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
    A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
    overflowing.

    Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the
    Bible?
    A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

    Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
    A. Joshua, son of Nun.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 7 00:04:11 2021
    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
    A. Ruthless

    Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
    A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
    else was in liquidation.

    Q. What was the greatest female financier in the
    Bible?
    A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
    the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
    Fury.
    David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
    Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

    Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
    why he no longer lived in Eden?
    A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

    Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
    lawbreaker in the Bible?
    A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

    Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
    A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
    overflowing.

    Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the
    Bible?
    A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

    Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
    A. Joshua, son of Nun.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)