Aww Nuts
From
Jay Harris@1:229/664 to
All on Sun Apr 16 09:19:31 2023
Cinderella, now 90 years old, and Prince Charming being long dead, sat on the balcony of her castle with her cat resting in her lap.
Suddenly, the Fairy Godmother appeared out of nowhere. Cinderella was completely stunned.
"Wh... what are you doing here after all these years?" asked Cinderella.
"Cinderella, you have lived a perfect life. You have never done anything out of malice, and you have been a wonderful wife to your husband until his death. Therefore, I am here to grant you three wishes." replied the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella thought about it for a good minute. After a while, she said:
"I wish for lots of wealth."
And she immediately got surrounded by gold coins.
"Done," said the Fairy Godmother. "And your second wish?"
"I wish to become young again!" said Cinderella.
All her wrinkles and warts disappeared, her back straightened up and she regained all of her youthful energy.
"Granted. And your last wish?"
"I wish for my cat to become a handsome young man!"
As she stated her final wish, the Fairy Godmother vanished, and her cat jumped down to the floor. He then instantly turned into the most handsome man imaginable, at least twice as attractive as Prince Charming. He was so stunning that it felt as if time stopped running and the wind stopped blowing. They looked at each other for a long while, before the man bent down toward Cinderella, sensually caressing her smooth skin and whispering with a manly, seductive voice:
"I suppose you regret having me neutered now."
--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/03/14 (Linux/64)
* Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)