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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Fri Mar 31 03:25:06 2023
    A priest hired one of his parishioners, an inexperienced handyman, to paint his church.

    Being a hot and sunny summer's day, the priest decided to see how the work was coming along and noticed the handyman was wearing two heavy parkas.

    Thinking this was a little strange, the priest asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.

    The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read:
    "For best results, put on two coats."

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