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  • me, corny? :)

    From Hylian@VERT to All on Fri Aug 21 09:02:27 2015
    Funny jests my sister sent me. :)

    1) stealing someone's coffee is called mugging

    2) the other day i held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester

    3) pasteurize: too far to see

    4) no matter how far you push the envelope, it's still stationary.

    5) whoever invented knock knock jokes should get the no-bell prize.

    6) energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery

    7) I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that instagram.

    I know these are corny, but maybe they will make somebody laugh. (at least under their breath) ;)

    -Crazy Denny

    Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair - http://dpccom.blogspot.com

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  • From Nightfox@VERT/DIGDIST to Hylian on Fri Aug 21 10:16:01 2015
    Funny jests my sister sent me. :)

    1) stealing someone's coffee is called mugging

    2) the other day i held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester

    3) pasteurize: too far to see

    4) no matter how far you push the envelope, it's still stationary.

    5) whoever invented knock knock jokes should get the no-bell prize.

    6) energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery

    7) I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that instagram.

    I know these are corny, but maybe they will make somebody laugh. (at least under their breath) ;)

    haha, nice :)

    Nightfox

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  • From metalhead@VERT/CYBERIA to Hylian on Fri Aug 21 16:44:00 2015
    6) energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery

    That reminds me of my friend's corny joke:
    "You got arrested for assaultin' a battery?"

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  • From Nightfox@VERT/DIGDIST to metalhead on Fri Aug 21 17:10:26 2015
    6) energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery

    That reminds me of my friend's corny joke:
    "You got arrested for assaultin' a battery?"

    If you have something that needs to be recharged with a type of salt in addition to a battery, you could say it gets charged with a salt and battery.


    Another one:
    Two pretzels were walking down the sidewalk. One of them was a salted.

    Nightfox

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  • From Timesoarer@VERT/DRAC to Hylian on Sat Aug 22 08:12:08 2015
    Re: me, corny? :)
    By: Hylian to All on Fri Aug 21 2015 09:02 am

    I know these are corny, but maybe they will make somebody laugh. (at least under their breath) ;)

    Keep them coming... One of the best things I have always liked is Jokes you find on a BBS.
    I have allot of good ones somewhere in a QWK packet from way back.. Maybe, I will get to
    reposting some of them. I like all the hams on here too. And ham related stuff.
    73's

    KD0BVI

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