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  • Corny jokes

    From Hylian@VERT to All on Mon Jul 6 05:53:33 2015
    I don't know If I have a need to tickle the funny bone, or I am just trying to alienate myself from anyone here, but I heard some jokes that were very corny and decided I would share with the rest of the class. :)

    Why donÆt they play poker in the jungle?
    Because there are too many cheetahs.

    Why didnÆt the toilet paper cross the road?
    It got stuck in a crack!

    Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    All the fans left.

    What do you call the Children of the CornÆs father?
    Pop Corn

    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    an in-vest-igator.

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    Follow the fresh prince.

    What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    Re-al-i-tea.

    If you feel these jokes stupid or not in taste, feel free to throw virtual tomatoes at me. :)

    -Denny

    Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair - http://dpccom.blogspot.com

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  • From Hylian@VERT to Hylian on Mon Jul 6 05:55:30 2015
    I don't know If I have a need to tickle the funny bone, or I am just
    trying
    to alienate myself from anyone here, but I heard some jokes that were
    very
    corny and decided I would share with the rest of the class. :)

    Why donÆt they play poker in the jungle?
    Because there are too many cheetahs.

    Why didnÆt the toilet paper cross the road?
    It got stuck in a crack!

    Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    All the fans left.

    What do you call the Children of the CornÆs father?
    Pop Corn

    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    an in-vest-igator.

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    Follow the fresh prince.

    What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    Re-al-i-tea.

    If you feel these jokes stupid or not in taste, feel free to throw
    virtual
    tomatoes at me. :)

    -Denny

    Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair - http://dpccom.blogspot.com

    It didn't like my apastrophe's... hmm..
    -Denny
    Denny's Computers - "Not profit seeking" PC Repair - http://dpccom.blogspot.com

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